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Dr Rowan Williams To Finally Get A Job


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After ten long years without a proper job, Dr Rowan Williams has finally found himself a real job, as Master of Magdalene College, Cambridge.  In a press conference, & wearing his special pointy hat, he said, “It’s been a bitch of a decade, I can tell you.  I’ve had to tolerate gays, women priests, & having to wear a dress to work every day for the last 10 years – I’m too brainy for this shit.  I mean, the money was good, but I couldn’t look my mates in the eye down the pub; they’ve all got jeans on & I’m wearing A FUCKING DRESS”.

 

sentamu140906 228x176 150x150 Dr Rowan Williams To Finally Get A JobSo who will take his place?  Archbishop of York, John Sentamu (sporting his finest figure-hugging fuchsia satin dress) was quoted as saying, “Bollocks if you think I’m up for it – nobody comes to my gigs as it is”.

 

 

 

cameron 2156276b 150x150 Dr Rowan Williams To Finally Get A JobDavid Cameron was interviewed shortly after the announcement.  He said, “I’m pleased that Dr Williams has finally got himself a proper job.  I mean, I know he’s not a proper doctor or anything, but it just proves that in these austere times, even the elderly can get themselves a decent job, if they just hang in there”.