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William Hague Gay? On The Evidence, He’s Not The Only One…

Having not been keeping up to date with the news of late (mostly because neither of us are die-hard cricket fans), this half of SB managed to catch the tail-end of Newsnight last night, whereupon I stumbled upon this incredible story that William Hague might be gay.  Indeed, the speculation has been so rife, that his adviser/alleged lover, Christopher Myers, has resigned, & Hague himself has felt it necessary to publish a humiliating statement with regard to why he & Ffion remain childless after over a decade married.

William Hague a Homosexual Gay?  Let’s Check The Hearsay (Or “Facts”, As The Media Put It)

The “evidence” for this homosexual activity appears to be based on three points -

  • Myers is young, handsome & apparently under-qualified
  • Hague & Myers share a hotel room occasionally (keeping expenses down, one might argue)
  • The below picture

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Tenuous proof at best; indeed, if one is using a picture to prove Hague’s homosexuality, we’d suggest this one -

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And if this is all the proof you need, then the following people are all gay, too -

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Bumlords, one & all…

Downing Street Fighter!

I came across this rather clever website today; it combines the classic 80′s arcade game Street Fighter, & British politics.  Playing as Nick Clegg, I fought past a Nick Clegg doppelganger, David Cameron (who fought dirty) & Gordon Brown (who frankly, didn’t put up much of a fight).  I was finally defeated by a Blair/Thatcher double-headed demon overlord.  The best bit by far, however, is the Gillian Duffy bonus round, where you get to play the “bigoted” pensioner, & kick the shit out of the PM.  Good stuff.

David Cameron Loves Cocks!

What can’t speak can’t lie.  God, I love election time.

Being Gay "Comparibly Dangerous To Frontline Action"

Wow. After Chris Grayling’s idiotic remarks with regard to being allowed to run a B&B & be homophobic at the same time (anyone seen him since he said that, out of interest?), the Tories are at it again.  This time, it’s Julian Lewis, claiming that the age of consent for practicing homosexuals should remain at 18.  His justification?

“My reasoning was that there is a seriously increased risk of HIV infection arising from male homosexual activity.

“When it comes to legalising practices that involve serious physical risk, I believe the higher limit should apply.

“This is the reason why we no longer allow 16 and 17-year-olds into front-line situations in the armed forces, for example.”

Call-Me-Dave could’ve seen this one coming; Lewis also voted against giving gays (& indeed, unmarried people) adoption rights.  Cameron gave his MPs a free vote on this issue, & whilst I dislike the whipping system generally, I suppose, at times, it has its plus points.

Having, not an hour ago, watched Cameron give a Party Political Broadcast, where he stated we should be free to sack our failing MPs, might I suggest to him that he saves us the bother & does it himself?