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Mitch Benn Plays Us Again!

It’s difficult to brag (or indeed, even to be proud of yourself) when you’re in a band that primarily exists to take the piss, but proud we are, because that lovely chap Mitch Benn has once more deemed us fit to grace his comedy podcast.  Cheers mate!


Listen to it here.

Spandex Ballet Appears On Mitch Benn’s Comedy Podcast

Spandex Ballet are as proud as a small toddler with his first hard-on to announce that we’ve been included in Mitch Benn’s (yup, he of Radio 4′s The Now Show, with Leon’s adolescent comedy heroes, Punt & Dennis fame) first podcast of 2011. We sent him a few tracks on the off-chance, & he seemed to dig them, including Wood vs Evil & Spanish Phrasebook. There’s a bunch of funny shit on the ‘cast, so download & chortle on.

Have a listen here!

Stream Spandex Ballet Album Tracks!

Hey all, just a quick note that after much arguing with technology, we have finally managed to get a Spandex Ballet music player up on the site! Have a look over to the right of the page, and you’ll see there’s now a funky little music player, featuring a selection of tunes from our debut album for your listening pleasure.

If you have any suggestions for the player, why not send them over – every once in a while we’ll update it, and we’ll always take your requests on board (although all requests for ‘My Boombastic Definition Of A Sex Attack’ will be ignored for a number of obvious reasons).

Oh, and thank you to anyone who’s been sharing our articles on Facebook – please keep spreading the word. It means absolutely loads.

We're on iTunes!

Hello all

Yes, finally, our debut album, “Seriously, Don’t Release This” is available on iTunes.  I’ve never been so proud as when I saw the red “Explicit” logo against more than half of the songs on the album – although not, oddly, against our stalkers’ ballad, “Freak You Out”, which has no less than 22 euphemisms for masturbating.  Buy it now, & judge for yourself.

Edit from Chris: I find it amusing that iTunes felt the need to star out the word ‘Whores’ but ‘Slut’ was apparently fine. Haha.

SB Album Track Stream!

We thought we’d give you a little taste of what you can expect from our album, so without further ado, here’s ‘There’s Nothing Sexy About Faeces’.

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