Ah, Eric Pickle’s In A Right… Erm… State?

Now far be it from SB to laugh at other people’s misfortune, but in this case, it’s a Tory MP, so fuck it.

Some childish (and yet brilliant) people have vandalised Eric Pickle’s Wikipedia Page, and changed the opening paragraph to the following:

pickles Ah, Eric Pickle’s In A Right… Erm… State?“Pickles was appointed Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government of the coalition government headed by Prime Minister David Cameron on 12 May 2010. He is currently the only MP to have more than six chins, following the retirement of John Prescott.”

I think however that we do have to jump to Mr. Pickle’s defence here. The picture on the left clearly shows that Eric does NOT have six chins, as the hackers have alleged. He has two. One small and one massive.

It is SB’s assumption that the larger one is the one that yields all of Pickle’s power, and that when waved about it disgust at the thought of his page being hacked, is capable of creating an Earthquake, Tsunami, or gale-force winds. Nice one, hackers. Now we’re all doomed.

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