Paris Hilton has been the talk of twitter for a number of reasons (yawn) but this evening, one tweet from her that caught the eye of the media, also caught that of SB.
The night-vision-friendly “actress” reported that a maniac was trying to get into her house. According to US news sources, a man was arrested after allegedly trying to break into Hilton’s LA home on Tuesday morning. Everyone’s favourite socialite told her Twitter followers “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him,” (Source: TMZ.)
With the bombshell of such lunatics loose on the streets of America, baying for blonde blood, SB has this advice for Ms. Hilton:
“IT’S KNIVES. K-N-I-V-E-S. IT’S PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE, PARIS: KNIFE IS SINGULAR. KNIVES IS THE PLURAL. ALSO, WHY THE CAPITAL ON SCARY? AND ALSO, YOU GET WOKEN UP BY SOMEONE, NOT TO THEM. FUCKING HELL WOMAN, YOU IRRITATE ME TO THE POINT OF BLINDNESS.”